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Joke of the Day
"Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much? she hits women"
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"What I Say To 7: ""This is just between us"" What 7 Hears: ""Tell Mom everything and please embellish it to make it sound 100 times worse"""
"Sex. Yes, it's a short joke."
"National product once got caught picking his nose and eating it thus forever being known as gross national product."
"this nation needs a monument dedicated to its teens. how about a giant middle finger carved out of a mountainside"
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Just kidding, feminists don't change anything"
"If you can go to the gym without telling people on the Internet, you are instantly hired by the CIA."
"What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic? The diarrhea of Anne Frank."
"A horse walks into a bar... ""Why the long face?"" asks the bartender... The horse replies, ""I can no longer make ends meet based solely on the royalties from Sex in the City."""
"When police tell you to put your hands up and stop running you can still legally flee with a rapid series of cartwheels."