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Joke of the Day

"A very British joke: I went to a class to learn how to make the perfect cup of tea It was a steep learning curve"

"A patella throws a party Because he's fun-knee"

"I'd like to... I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also can you tell me how to throw the old one away?"

"At the funeral home How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated? Hmm No risk do both."

"How did the duck become a junkie? He was addicted to quack."

"What do you call an African man with alot of problems? A Zulu Worry-er > I actually made this up just now while chilling with some of my black friends. They loved it."

"I have the body of a 20 year old model... Unfortunately it won't fit in my freezer."

"What did the blonde say when she saw Cheerios? Donut seeds."

"What's the similarities between Las Vegas and Manchester? You can pay for the prostitutes using chips"

"What did the Mexican say after two houses fell on him? GET OFF ME HOMES!"