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Joke of the Day

"A very British joke: I went to a class to learn how to make the perfect cup of tea It was a steep learning curve"

"If you force sex on a prostitute is it rape or shoplifting?"

"The best part about pooping with the door open in the morning is being able to see everyone's face at Starbucks."

"what do you call a sleep-walking nun? A Roman Catholic"

"What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot"

"Why No 1 likes Apple So there are some people in an electronics store and the computers are just Apple. Then someone farts and its bad,but someone says 2 bad there's no Windows"

"If that's his reaction to spinach, Popeye should never try cocaine."

"I would totally support the development of a 14-year after pill."

"What do you call it when a pickle masturbates? Gherkin off"

"How do you get a Criminal to stop running? Play the national anthem"