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Joke of the Day

"I was painting the house with my kids yesterday. It was fun and all, but I wasn't sure where to hide the bodies."

"What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino? Hell if I know"

"A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up along side them and say ""I think we lost them."""

"My Dad asked if I wanted to go on a mountain climbing trip with him in Nepal, I said, ""Sher, pa"""

"My school principal is also a mechanic When I asked him about my shaky car, he said it was grounds for suspension."

"Did you hear that sugar is magic? It'll make a diabetics feet dissappear!"

"I saw a documentary on how they make jeans... It was riveting."

"I've never seen a workplace Hanukkah display that didn't shout, ""We legally had to do this."""

"Why do you get ebola from a feminist? Because they don't shave, going down on them would be basically eating bushmeat."

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick"