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Joke of the Day
"We started a band... We're called the 999 mega bytes. Haven't got a gig yet."
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"Why did I join Twitter? Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out."
"A grasshopper walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, I've got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper replies, ""You've got a drink named Bob?"""
"What is the painless frequency? 0 Hz"
"I don't want to die a virgin... ... it would really confuse my kids."
"Do you know why Jesus doesn't play hockey? Because he always get nailed into the boards."
"The best thing about owning a Smart Car is if you get too drunk at the bar you can just carry it home."
"I have mixed race parents, my dad prefers the 100m and my mom is Hispanic"
"What do animals read in zoos? Gnus papers."
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where is my tractor?"""