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Joke of the Day

"What did the drummer get on his test? Drool"

"Where does the USB key come from? Uzbekistan!"

"Why do gnomes laugh when they go for a run? Because the grass tickles their balls. Merry Christmas!"

"Oh... Oh dear... it looks like my grandmother's embroidered pillow may have stolen your tweet."

"Did you hear about the Italian chef? He *pasta* away."

"Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well."

"What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !"

"Donald Trump told me what his favorite childhood game was. Bashing the Mexican Pinata."

"Socialism jokes are only funny if everybody gets them. Its Reality."

"Bully: This town isn't big enough for the 2 of us! Me: Oh yeah? Bully: Yeah! Me: Come at me bro *opens town expansion plan* and look at this"