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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump told me what his favorite childhood game was. Bashing the Mexican Pinata."

"A movie theater was robbed of $150 worth of candy The thieves took 2 bags of M n' Ms and a small soda"

"Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny."

"Why shouldn't you sleep with a weatherman? They'll promise 12 to 14 inches, but you'll only get 3 to 5."

"*Aquarium GUIDE: Octopuses are sensitive to camera flash so please turn off...ma'am don't flash the octopus ME: [pulls shirt back down] ok"

"I wanted to make a joke about black people dads But I don't know any."

"A joke about my girlfriend"

"Why is the part of a woman between her hips and her breasts called a waist? Because they could have easily fitted in another pair of tits there..."

"What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it? A moot ant"

"Why do the proms stop after high school? Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs."