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"Oh... Oh dear... it looks like my grandmother's embroidered pillow may have stolen your tweet."
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"The only thing I've learned from scary movies is to avoid pale children"
"The average monkey swallows 7 spider-monkeys every single night."
"i've fallen out of my fair share of windows in my time and lets be honest, glass and air look basically the same"
"A one liner I thought up while watching Anthony Bourdain's new show... ""I've seen more crazy shit than Anthony Bourdain's ass hole."""
"The best thing about dating someone with a barbed wire tattoo is knowing that you won't be known as their ""worst regret"" when you break up."
"The next President of the United States of America, Donald Trump."
"What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays? Their bigotry."
"A twelve year old girl finishes her bath in the Atlantic. She goes to her eight year old sister and starts a fight with her. And thus we have Ocean's Twelve vs. Hateful Eight."
"Smart Students :D :P Question asked by a Student.! If a single Teacher cant Teach us all subjects, then.. how could you expect a single student to Learn All subjects.??"