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Joke of the Day
"Where does the USB key come from? Uzbekistan!"
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"Political views are like children. Some people donit have one or want one. Others keep trying to show theirs off."
"911 what's the emergency? ""How do u unburn pizza?"" U burnt a pizza ""Yes"" I'll send a squad car ""Ok will they help?"" No ur under arrest"
"Did you hear about that poor gymnast's bank account? Her balance was outstanding."
"Someone had the audacity to delete every version of Microsoft Office from my computer. I have no Words."
"So I bought a nihilistic pencil It's pointless."
"What do you call a man who repeatedly stabs his raisin bran on a daily basis? A cereal killer"
"Eddie's father called up to him 'Eddie if you don't stop playing that trumpet I think I'll go crazy!' Eddy replied 'I think you are already I stopped playing half an hour ago.'"
"When your world is falling apart, when it seems like things can't get any worse, please remember...I don't give a shit."
"*approaches a girl, tips hat* M'lady. *approaches a material girl, tips hat* M'donna."