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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !"
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"How many girls a boy need to shoot a school? None."
"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the television."
"[NSFW] My wife and I kept on arguing about who should be on top of whom during sex. Now I'm not saying I won, but I came out on top"
"If you eat the prize from a cereal box.. does that make you a specially marked box? source: soos says some words"
"Why do most French recipes require only one egg? In France, one egg is *un oeuf*"
"what is a gays least favorite fruit? cantaloupe"
"What is the poorest tree in the forest? The burr-oak tree."
"Whats brown and sticky? A stick"
"Why does ISIS like sheep? Is-Lamb!"