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Joke of the Day

"Being a vegetarian is a missed steak. That's the joke. Now, fuck off!"

"Why do women make such great plumbers? They like to bring up shit from the past."

"Dead Babies I hate it when I'm driving out of my garage and my next door neighbour's son stands on my way and I run over him by accident and I have to bury him in my backyard. #FuckGrammar"

"I never date girls from china... That's a big red flag."

"I'm going to have an ear transplant later tonight. Thanks in advance for the well wishes!"

"A hole was found in the wall surrounding a nudist colony. The police are looking into it."

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks today."

"Yep. Not sure what freaked out the mailman more - that I was naked, or that I knew where he lived."

"My Grandfather had the heart of a Lion and a lifetime BAN from the city Zoo."

"The secret to making a truly tasty vegan burger is to use beef."