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Joke of the Day
"Being a vegetarian is a missed steak. That's the joke. Now, fuck off!"
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"I bet centaurs never know who to root for at rodeos."
"My therapist says I should stop breaking into his house to tell him all my problems ... and also that he's not a therapist ."
"Well well well, if it isn't the guy who sprayed air freshener into my restroom stall..."
"What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system? A spider"
"A man in tights was found near a rock. What happened? Superman committed suicide."
"There are two kinds of people in the world, those who masturbate... And fucking liars."
"A group of chimpanzees walking out of a Banana Republic is called ""disappointed"" Except for Charlie there, who scored a nice sundress."
"Shame to admit, my german grandpa told me this joke How do you calculate the escape route of a jew? Chimney Height * Strength of wind"
"Adele is an amazing singer. The problem is, when one of her songs comes on, everyone else thinks they are, too"