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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system? A spider"
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"I wouldn't say I'm emotionally needy, but I do set the thermostat real low so my cat has to huddle with me for warmth."
"Its stupid of Apple to include Health apps with their products... ...Everybody knows that people with one Kidney are not supposed to run."
"[trying to do standup] u kno whats funy [someone yells 'society!'] nno [entire audience starts laughig] wait [audience laughs louder] stop"
"If you're going to carry on a cell phone conversation in the men's room you can count on me to make HORRIBLE noises and flush every two seconds."
"Life is like a box of chocolates.... It doesn't last too long for fat people."
"I like my women how i like my coffee Without a penis"
"You really shouldn't anthropomorphize in animate objects. They really don't like it."
"One man went to Reddit assuming it as a hotel One man went to reddit assuming it as a hotel and asked: what to eat ? Admin Replayed: Subreddit and guidelines Man: Give me one plate each HA Ha Ha"
"There is probably a lot of ATM security camera footage of me rocking the fuck out."