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Joke of the Day

"I bet centaurs never know who to root for at rodeos."

"How do you know if your girlfriend is ticklish? You give her a test-tickle."

"I secretly bought some new trousers without telling my girlfriend Do you think chinos?"

"Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren't listening the first time !"

"Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay? He had served his sentence."

"Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so damn good at it"

"Cop: ""Do you know why I pulled you over?"" Me: ""OH NO THIS COP HAS AMNESIA!!!"""

"Why do I see so many broken condoms outside? Honey, those are called ""children"" and should be treated as such."

"What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments? Violint"

"How do you catch a unique horse? Unique up on it."