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Joke of the Day

"Well well well, if it isn't the guy who sprayed air freshener into my restroom stall..."

"Last night I slept with my contact lenses on. My dreams have never been clearer."

"Yo' Mama is so ugly **..yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.**"

"Two cows are grazing in a field... One turns to the other and asks ""Have you heard all this talk of mad cow disease?"" The other replies ""Why should I care? I'm a helicopter"""

"The most common phrase in China: ""Hey! You look familiar!"""

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over ? Me: You wanted to watch me lick my ice cream cone ? Cop: Just go please"

"What should you do when a bull charges you? Pay him"

"New horizons takes picture of Pluto. What does Pluto say? ""ewww delete it"""

"The problem with Chris Brown jokes is . . . He always beats you to the punch."

"I don't think Santa would be able to visit USA this year! After all, Donald Trump hates them with beards!"