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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh? I've never smeared tigger on my face"

"What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four."

"A Monk went into a shoe store... He was doing some Sole Searching."

"What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights? Hypertrophy!"

"What car does Boba Fett drive? A ManDeLorean!"

"Do you know what number does the German Scrum-Half have on their back? Nein"

"Me: was I born with a mental disorder? Mom: did you iron a shirt while wearing it again Me: NO Mom: ? Me: I thought pants would be different"

"I met a girl with 12 nipples Which sounds funny, dozen tit?"

"Cross-eyed people, just look down. We'll come get you if we need you."

"My girlfriend burned our Hawaiian pizza today... I should have told her to put the oven on aloha setting."