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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what number does the German Scrum-Half have on their back? Nein"
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"I have a killer penis. Yeah, that's right. It's a mood killer. *sobs*"
"I'm not fat, i'm half-Bulemic. I eat everything i see, but i can't throw up."
"A man asks his wife if he can cum in her ear... She says, ""No, I'll go deaf."" He says, ""Funny, I always cum in your mouth and you never shut the fuck up."""
"I said ""no"" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen."
"Knew a guy who wore a shirt that just said ""hentai"" to work knowing his boss couldn't write him up without admitting he knew what hentai is"
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff... Ba-Dumm-Tss"
"Most conversations that occur over Bluetooth are about buying a used jet ski."
"What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scalar."
"Wanna Play Barbies? Man: ""Hi there, would you like to play barbies?"" Lady: ""I guess so?"" Man: ""Awesome, I'll be Ken and you can be the box I come in."""