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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend burned our Hawaiian pizza today... I should have told her to put the oven on aloha setting."

"What's the difference between a muddy bicycle and a ditzy lesbian? One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke."

"Whats got two legs and bleeds? Half a dog!"

"If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks... Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined."

"There are two types of people in this world... Those who hate clowns, and clowns."

"During sex, my wife always wants to talk to me? Just the other night she called me from some hotel."

"I hear Donald Trump is going to ban cans of parmesan cheese... ..he's going to make America grate again."

"So I hear the Aryan Union sponsored a 5k... Yeah, they called it the master race."

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"What do you call a gay Nobel Prize Laureate in a blender? A homogeneous mixture."