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Joke of the Day

"I met a girl with 12 nipples Which sounds funny, dozen tit?"

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton and were in a fatal car crash, who survives? Bill and Monica, ooops I mean Melania!"

"What's the best thing about being a meth addict? Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!"

"How did the farmer find the sheep in the tall grass? Satisfying."

"Prostitutes are like cigarettes. As a kid, you think you're never gonna try it. When you start getting older, you think, ""why not just once?"". Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke."

"Some people are very down to earth... You know, midgets."

"What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon? A Brazillionaire!"

"Guys who try to pick up women on Twitter are a bit sad... Ladies, if you agree, DM me your number so we can talk about it..."

"What web page do orphans visit the most? 404 Edit: Sorry it sucks, it's me trying to make oc."

"What's the difference between a JCB and a giraffe Ones got hydraulics the other has high-bollocks"