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Joke of the Day

"I don't believe in stereotypes. Because that would mean all Asians would be driving big or expensive vehicles to make up for their penis size."

"One day a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly the blonde's friend said ""Oh look a dead birdie!"" The blonde looked up and said ""Where?"""

"Whats better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ"

"For a long time I thought I was Jewish. But it turned out to be psychosemitic."

"Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies"

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... If you're a good enough thrower!"

"Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president? Because he never let the dust settle."

"What do you call two witches who share a room? Broom-mates."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog."

"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood"