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Joke of the Day

"Why was the computer stressed out when it got home? Because it had a hard drive."

"My pet rabbit, Nickel, just died. So I buried him in the yard. Now I just have a Nickel-less cage."

"What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus? ""Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"""

"What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks? The closing of the Borders."

"Toilet humour isn't funny It's just crap."

"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? It's OK. He's all right now."

"God: ""At least I didn't get FAT."" Buddha: ""At least I didn't get CRUCIFIED."""

"Yeah... I think golf jokes are really sub-par."

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nah, it's too cheesy."

"Today I saw nice ass, huge cocks, hot chicks and wet pussy. It was a nice day at the farm."