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Joke of the Day
"Yeah... I think golf jokes are really sub-par."
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"Brenda from work unfollowed me on here so now I have to follow her around the office all day reading my tweets like a news broadcaster"
"Real men don't need guns. One time I beat a burglar to death with a sleeve of Ritz crackers and used the crumblings for a casserole crust."
"Back to the future too many times Scientists have recently discovered a direct link between time travel and Parkinson's disease."
"I let my son go on ebay earlier today When I told my wife she slapped me and called the police."
"joke - ghost What did the ghost wearing sox say? Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose !"
"Friend- ""God you eat so much. How do you do it?"" Me- ""It's easy, I just gain weight."""
"A nun was kidnapped No offence but she was asking for it. Nun taken."
"Love is like peeing yourself everyone can see but only you feel the warmth."
"There's no i in denial."