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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nah, it's too cheesy."
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"Hi Reddit, I am on AA Flight 451. We're going down. AMA!"
"What is a Rastafarian's favorite country? Yemen"
"What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant? K9P."
"If you can't walk into your walk in closet, you might just live with your girlfriend."
"I ate the last piece of flan that my wife and I have been fighting over I won the custardy battle."
"Have you guys heard about that singer that does radical maneuvers while performing? Skate Perry"
"ME: Hi, come get me. This house is weird and someone is snoring. MOM: Honey, for the last time you're not at a sleepover. You're married."
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they're not confused with feminist. Sorry."
"What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!"