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Joke of the Day
"Toilet humour isn't funny It's just crap."
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"You're the only one who understands me, last remaining sleeve of Oreo cookies."
"Let's make a collection of shock humour/disgusting jokes"
"You are my fan because u blow me away."
"A German tourist in France. A German tourist arrives at a French airport. Immigration officer asks him: ""Occupation?"" The German replies: ""No, no, just visiting."""
"Why did the young ghost leave the party? Everyone started drinking boo's. ^^^Happy ^^^Halloween!"
"I'm just a girl standing here wishing I was as thin as my patience"
"Me: Damn girl your new selfie is awesome but isn't it a bit late to zombiefy yourself? Her: What's zombiefy? Me: ...Your hair looks great!"
"You know why I don't have a spine? The French needed it."
"Well Done to Barack Obama... The first Black man to hear the words 'four more years' without them being spoken by a Judge during a parole hearing."