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Joke of the Day

"Finally got funding approved for the gay club I'm opening in Prague. The Czech's in the Male"

"What's the difference between a dead hooker and a Porsche? (Not what you think) I've never been inside a Porsche."

"There was a royal baby... The royal baby was born 8 pounds, 6 ounces. With the exchange rate, that's like 12.50, American."

"Holocaust jokes ARE NOT funny Anne Frankly, they make me disgusted."

"You're so ugly... your birth certificate is a letter of apology."

"How do you kill a book? You break its spine."

"Me at 7PM: Man I'm so sleepy. Can't wait to get to bed... Me at 12AM: I'M GONNA STAY UP DOING SHIT ON THE INTERNET TIL 4AM!! YEAH!"

"????My lactose-free, gluten-free, wheat-free, carb-free, nut-free, fat-free milkshake, brings all the weirdos to the yard...????"

"What did one end of the rope say to the other? We were bound to get together..."

"What did Nietzsche call his Yiddish cab driver? An Uber mensche."