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Joke of the Day
"Holocaust jokes ARE NOT funny Anne Frankly, they make me disgusted."
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"Why do sandwiches never have kids? Because they always turn out in-bread."
"No matter how hard I tried to push the envelope... It was still stationery."
"Nobody claims to like cancer when they're first diagonosed But after a while, it tends to grow on you."
"I called the bowling alley today and asked if they had 10 pound balls. He said ""yes"", which I thought was amazing for how fast he was able to run to the phone."
"I hope I never have to produce an alibi...cause eating salsa in bed with my cat every night would never hold up in court."
"10 there are 10 types of humans: the ones who understand binary code and the ones who dont"
"What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children? Jose and Hose B"
"What do you say to a naked pig? ""I never sausage a body."""
"Bear and Rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, Bear turns to Rabbit and says, ""Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"" Rabbit says no and Bear whipes his ass with Rabbit."