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Joke of the Day

"There was a royal baby... The royal baby was born 8 pounds, 6 ounces. With the exchange rate, that's like 12.50, American."

"Did you hear what happened to the fly on the toilet seat? He got pissed off."

"I failed my audition as Romeo through a misunderstanding over a stage direction. My copy of the script said: 'Enter Juliet from the rear'"

"It is estimated that 1 Million people plan to gather at Times Square to watch the ball drop while looking down at their phones."

"What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the batmobile? ""Get in the batmobile"""

"Why did the Egyptian spit out his water? Because it came from the Suez."

"Killed my first 8 point buck of the season! But it was with the front end of my truck so fuck my life..."

"One day two blind men started fighting. Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them. Then one of the members of the crowd yelled out ""I bet 10 bucks on the one with the knife."" Both men ran away."

"if trump was president and made trump insurance... the slogan would be ""trump insurance,we build a wall around your house"""

"What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction? Slot shaming."