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Joke of the Day

"What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home? IUD"

"YOLO You Only Love Owls."

"Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!"

"Why can't SCAT be legally banned? I could've gone my whole life without seeing that shit."

"What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg? Limp Biscuit."

"My daughter just announced she's SICK of stupid-ass people. I said ""Oh darlin, you're gonna feel ill for a long time.. they're everywhere."""

"I tried kicking the habit today. The nun wearing it is extremely pissed."

"I'm Trying Out Something New and Dating People Regardless of Their Gender: We'll see how it Pans out."

"Just heard that they served cider at Margaret Thatcher's wake... ...it was Thatchers Cold"

"What type of blood does a keyboard have? Typo"