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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a book? You break its spine."
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"We'd have serious problems if Peter Jackson ever became president. He'd look at World Wars I and II and see them as an unfinished trilogy."
"If I get hurt playing Wii Sports, that's still a sports injury, right?"
"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve"
"Anonymous just switched everyone in Isis from Amazon Prime shipping to basic shipping. Good luck getting Fallout 4 by Christmas terrorists!"
"I wondered why everyone said I had ""bed hair"", until I looked in the mirror and noticed a tiny mattress on top of my head."
"My doctor told me I should do something about my athlete's foot. But that's what makes me such a fun guy."
"Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No you should eat your fingers separately!"
"My penis is nicknamed ""The Titanic""... ""Because it's so big?"" ""No,because it is a tragedy."""
"When you first meet a potential partner, slap them in the face. That way, later on in the relationship they cant say, 'you don't treat me like you used too!'"