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Joke of the Day

"There was a surprising surge in Republican support for Syrian Refugees today They found out 80% of the islamic refugees supported punishing gay people and bans on pre-marital sex. *pew-polls*"

"Why do java programmers need to wear glasses? Because they can't C#!"

"What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry"

"Muslims are a lot like breakfast eggs. If they aren't Sunni side up, they're probably Shiite."

"What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!"

"A terrorist posts on reddit. His post blows up. He meets 72 virgins. His day could not be better."

"Noah: An ark? Full of animals?? God: ... Noah: You even listening?? God: Sorry what? I was checking out the iPhone 6. This thing is garbage."

"What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat? Skip."

"Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers!"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boyscout comes back from camp!"