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Joke of the Day
"Why are black people so good at running? Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin."
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"Thumb war is never the thumb answer."
"I became a victim of my own crime, I just sat on a toilet seat after I left the lid up"
"Whenever I see someone with a non-reusable water bottle I get a gun and shoot a nearby animal and say ""you did that"""
"DM:You're so hot, wanna Skype? Me: it is quite hot, and a skype sounds delicious. Is that vodka? DM: ME:hello...you there"
"What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !"
"What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf? Very little!"
"I'm thankful for my Twitter family. Without you people, I'd still just be talking to myself"
"If you come across a stranger in a dark alley immediately hug him so he knows you're not a threat."
"What did the Buffalo say to his son that was leaving for College? Bison"