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Joke of the Day
"My Son is a porn star... ...I had to have my wife arrested."
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"The child that I carried in my uterus for 9 months & suffered through 13 hrs of labor for just asked if he could have my pickle. Hell. No."
"what is green and has wheels? A frog, I lied about the wheels."
"Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen."
"playboy: ""apparently they just read it for the articles"" [takes out all nude women] every man on earth: ""well this has back-fired massively"""
"Donald trumps next book should be called ... The gift of the grab."
"I guess you could call her a trophy wife. She's tattooed with the names of the previous winners."
"Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up."
"Warning, you'll only get this if you understand a rudimentary amount of ancient Greek. When an ancient Athenian was asked whether he preferred the sand or the sea, he replied: Tha latta"
"I met Mrs. Right today Too bad she's already married."