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Joke of the Day
"Hitler had one hell of a speech writer. People called him the grammar nazi."
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"I heard this joke about a monorail It's a great one-liner."
"Confucius say...Man who fall in sewer trough, in deep shit."
"Jesus loves you is always great to hear Unless you're in a mexican prison."
"Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't."
"Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward? Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross."
"What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once"
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me five times, good job, you're the guy who makes the trailers for the Paranormal Activity movies."
"Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound."
"I had a soap addiction. Its okay though I'm clean now."