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Joke of the Day

"Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts? They were both designed for the kids but it's the fathers who are always playing with them."

"What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other? Purranks."

"Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business? He accepted eternal returns."

"Why dont men like...nsfw Why don't men like... Prison? Butt rape. Aliens? Anal probes. Doctors? Prostate exams. Gays? Well I think you see where I'm going here."

"Atheists are missing the boat. Without God you're responsible for your actions."

"What does train tracks and breast have in common? They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them"

"How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the penis... LADDER! I said ladder!"

"I just got mistaken for an employee at a haunted house. Assume it's because I look authoritative not because I look like I'm wearing a mask."

"Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the others relies on tales..."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 300 dollars to have a garbanzo bean on my face."