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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hooker fart? A prostitoooooot"
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"I'm not sexist... being sexist is wrong and being wrong is for women."
"57% of serial killers were bed wetters until an unusually advanced age. Let's make fun of them! What's the worst that could hap..never mind."
"What did the frog with internet addiction say? Reddit"
"LOL pills that say don't take with alcohol. Ok Doc, how do YOU suggest I take my medication then?"
"They take Opposite Day seriously here at El Sol. I love sushi/getting paid to eat, but the dead mariachi band is something of a mood-killer."
"You now that fucker that always needs to have the last word? He is called Edit."
"What's the easiest way to confuse an anthropologist? Hold up a used tampon and ask him to identify which period it's from"
"What do you call a boxer who comes home after a fight, to beat up his wife? Overtime."
"Did you hear about the transvestite? He liked to eat, drink, and be Mary."