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"What is green and sings? Elvis Parsley"
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"I once watched a mime choke to death on a street corner and everyone applauded. For a couple of reasons."
"'Kyrgyzstan' is what happens when you've already named all the other countries and you have left over letters."
"Today I met a midget in a KKK outfit. I knew right away he was a little racist."
"What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks."
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline."
"The USA should invade the USA and win the hearts and minds of the population by building roads, bridges and putting locals to work."