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Joke of the Day

"If you tase an electrician, he only becomes more powerful."

"What are gay people's favorite pizza? Meatlovers."

"Time to get ready for work Insomnia - OK. You can sleep now."

"Tried to start an origami company... It folded."

"*stands over dads casket* ""Mom isn't doing well, dad."" *puts hand on dad's shoulder* ""You need to stop building caskets. It's creepy."""

"Which came first? the chicken or the egg? Niether. the rooster did. sorry if this has been said before. i just thought of it one day."

"yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well..."

"""Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, yep, yep, uh huh, uh huh, ok, you too, bye"": Man side of every phone conversation with his wife."

"Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning? Because the friar rises!"

"Meeting with a social media consultant about how to better leverage my twitter stream for optimum engagement. Kidding. Banging your mom."