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Joke of the Day
"If you tase an electrician, he only becomes more powerful."
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"What's so great about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus."
"I went jogging one time why am I not thin?"
"I like my jokes like I like my burgers. Cheesy."
"So an openly gay guy patronized a store in Indiana ."
"I submitted ten puns to a pun contest to see which one would win.. No pun in ten did."
"*hits on a guy* He's bleeding. I think I'm doing this wrong."
"I'm feeling confident about my new business selling amphibious aircraft... It's going to be plane sailing!"
"You know what the worst part of being black and Jewish is? I have to sit in the back of the oven."