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Joke of the Day
"A depressed man walked into a bar... He told the bartender to give him his best shot"
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"My blood type is coffee."
"Engineers What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets."
"What do Donald Trump and his chromosomes have in common? There is one too many of them."
"The parking spot on Richard III's grave was restricted... Only two-door cars were allowed."
"[Wrench factory] BOSS: I'm proud to say it's been 250 days without an injury! WORKERS: *celebrate by tossing all the wrenches into the air *"
"My roadside emergency kit is a black wig, a disco ball and a bottle of vodka. Might as well have fun while I wait to be murdered."
"Why does the CPU never get any work done? Because it gets interrupted constantly."
"I lost my phone when it was on vibrate I guess if I loved it so much I should have put a ring on it"
"What kind of food can you color with? A cranberry! ~ Esher (my Grandson) age 5"