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Joke of the Day
"A depressed man walked into a bar... He told the bartender to give him his best shot"
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"Who Makes More Money, A Prostitute Or A Drug Dealer? A prostitute. Because a prostitute can always wash her crack and resell it."
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"Q: What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture"
"Lame! I was tricked into watching PS, I Love You! It's definitely NOT about a guy that marries his PlayStation."
"Me: I think the coolest sport is horse golf Guy: do you mean polo? Me: [realizing he isn't classy enough to know about horse golf] yes"
"Back in my day we didn't call meeting strangers from the Internet in random places for a weekend ""tweet ups"" we called it ""shit you dont do"""
"Note to self Don't buy one."