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Joke of the Day
"Why does Starbux call it an Oprah chai? Does it taste like Gayle?"
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"[Bar] ""Two long necks please"" Giraffe in the back: Wow. Did he just- Giraffe's wife: Cliff, he didn't mean anything by it please sit down"
"On my latest trip through New England I was really impressed with New York City but Boston just blew me away"
"What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later and the other will see you in a while."
"Someone asked me why my ringtone is the ""Like a G6."" Up until now I thought it was ""Like a cheese stick."""
"What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a slimy, scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other is delicious dipped in batter and deep-fried. *-Hannibal Lecter*"
"I used to be married to a girl with a wooden leg. But then I broke it off."
"A man walks into a bar He says ""ouch!"""
"There is one instrument I just can't stand.. The Sitar"
"Are birth control pills deductible? Only if they don't work."