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Joke of the Day
"Why does Starbux call it an Oprah chai? Does it taste like Gayle?"
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"For just 2 quarters a day, you can send 2 quarters a day to African children. African children love collecting quarters."
"""Sir, we are mining too many useless ores"" *Hitler rubs chin* So mine less [Grammar Nazi busts in] ""MINE FEWER"" [Hitler looks up] Yes?"
"How much does a birdhouse cost? I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep"
"The problem with political jokes is.. Too many get elected."
"What was Hitler's favorite way to tie his boots? In Nazi's!"
"What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ? You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball."
"I used to be a phone sex worker... until I got hearing aids."
"I've only been wrong once, and that's when I thought I was wrong."
"Heart of a lion My grandad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from Edinburgh zoo."