222015

Joke of the Day

"Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween? Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door."

"My university lecturer makes all of his students buy his book at the beginning of the term. It's textbook economics."

"What can't you call a black priest Father..."

"Why did the human cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."

"I think Android application developers are magical. They're like open sorcerers."

"Funny unknown historical fact: Pharoahs were burried with their hands crossed their chest because it was a historical belief there would be countless water slides in the after life."

"If you were writing a TV show about politics and wrote it w/the storyline of this election people would write it off as unbelievable."

"I've decided to always wear a Seahawks jersey to exams when I forget to study for them. That way I'll pass when I shouldn't."

"I once dated a girl who told me she had had sex with Mr. Peanut. She was fucking nuts."

"Q: How do Chinese people name their babies? A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make."