222015

Joke of the Day

"Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween? Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door."

"Every girl has 3 guys in her life: one she loves, one she hates, and the one she can't live without. But in the end, it's the same guy!"

"There are two kinds of people: Those who can count."

"How embarrassing would it be if Facebook automatically updated statuses to what you where doing. ""Billy is alone in his room."""

"Bluegrass music It's finger pickin' good!"

"Why aren't koalas real bears? Because they don't meet the koalifications!"

"My dad went to jail this morning... Because he's the jail doctor."

"It's cute that you think everyone is jealous of you. We actually just don't like you."

"What's the difference between America and yoghurt? If you leave yoghurt alone for a couple of centuries, it'll grow a culture."

"So a vegan sits down at a bar... I only know that because he won't shut the fuck up about it."