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Joke of the Day

"I think Android application developers are magical. They're like open sorcerers."

"I once knew an Asian lady with one leg... Her name was Irene."

"If I ever make a list of dumb things I have done my ex would be right on top."

"What did you get for your birthday? Another year!"

"Happy new year! Sorry, I suffer from premature congratulation."

"me: Hi it is nice to meet u. I am Jeff date: Are u reading off notecards M: Yes sex at ur place sounds gr-wait crap these are out of order"

"I wonder what TSA would do if I brought a block of ice through airport security. My physics teacher said it's not a liquid."

"Whats the difference between boobs and batteries? If they're AA, at least batteries have something positive"

"I was on a date with a girl and she said ""did you notice my finger nails?"" And I was like ""yes"" and she was like ""well I have no arms"""

"Mexican and Black Jokes are ALL the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."