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Joke of the Day

"I once dated a girl who told me she had had sex with Mr. Peanut. She was fucking nuts."

"How many ""suh dudes"" does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. It's already lit fam."

"The one who laughs last is the slowest. The one who laughs first has the dirtiest mind."

"I got friend zoned today.... So I asked if she knew what incest was..."

"Whoever said nothing good comes easy Never had a premature ejaculation."

"There is no greater stress than the stress of a guy who forgot his phone & left it at home with his wife."

"Did you hear about the swingers.. that got kicked out of the swap meet?"

"What does 80 year old pussy taste like? Depends."

"Me: Got a hot date this weekend? Coworker: Ummm...no. Me: I know. I was just reminding you. Coworker...."

"How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear? By the dandruff on her shoes."