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Joke of the Day

"What can't you call a black priest Father..."

"F(x) walks into a bar the bartender looks at him and says ""Sorry we don't cater for functions"""

"4: can you whistle? M: *whistles* 4: Here's a booger. M:... 4: Keep it forever. Have kids they said. It'll be fun they said. Liars."

"What type pf culture is most peaceful and never gets angry? Nomads!"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean."

"Two guys walked into a bar... They didn't see it."

"My workplace scheduled Sexual Harassment Training. Needless to say, I was greatly disappointed."

"Whats the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby i just killed? Newton died a virgin"

"I have two feelings in Ramadan, it's either ""I'm hungry"" or ""I shouldn't have eaten this much"""

"Where did the joke wait to get a drink? The punch line..."