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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do Chinese people name their babies? A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make."

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"I just saw two blind and deaf lesbians walking down the street with their hands down one anothers knickers.....I think they were lip reading?"
"There's a German butcher around the corner from the hospital... ...just in case someone takes a turn for a wurst."
"I think my entire family is racist. I was dating an Asian woman and eventually brought her to my home to meet my family My wife and kids didn't even want to talk to me."
"What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry? A rushin' russian."
"You auto complete me."
"Did you hear the latest news from black holes? Nothing has come out"
"What's a rapists favorite meal? Spaghetti-No's I'm sorry."
"What's a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe."
"Whats black and thin and all over my private parts? Dead African Children"
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