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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do Chinese people name their babies? A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make."

"What's the difference between your mom and 3 dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Hey baby, are you an oven? Because you've had a lot of Jews inside of you."

"So I'm chatting to this 14 year old on the Internet.. She is funny, flirty, sexy and intelligent and now she's telling me she's an undercover cop, how cool is that at her age!"

"Booster cables are racist Because being black is negative."

"My 4-year-old sang in church for the first time. So what if it was the wrong song? There's never a bad time for ""We Will Rock You."""

"What do you call a vegetable that's kinda cool? Rad-ish."

"Trump for President.. or not What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black"

"Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving."

"You can't spell feminism without men. Women are notoriously bad spellers."