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Joke of the Day
"Why did the human cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."
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"What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies? My erection."
"Quest I went on a vision quest. I still ended up at Walmart."
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"I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said ""thanks"", I said ""don't mention it"""
"Doctor, reading chart: ""Says here you're improving!"" Doctor: ""...Oops."" *slowly turns chart rightside up*"
"Girl, are you into conspiracy theories? Because you are looking Illumi-naughty!"
"What did the Japanese stoner say? Toke yo"
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