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Joke of the Day

"Why did the human cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."

"Him: (on phone) Why are you single? Me: (watching a movie about a killer tire) I don't know."

"Why do people prefer male bovine over female? Many would rather be served a Sir Loin than a Miss Steak."

"What's a communists favourite sporting event? Commonwealth Games"

"You're not a mistake. Mistakes can be fixed. You're hopeless."

"I am so perfect... ... I only have four flaws. 1) I lack humility. b) I'm inconsistent. Finally, I can't count."

"Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days."

"Why do priests have you call them Father.. Because 'Daddy' was too obvious"

"Camping. Or as I like to call it: ""White people playing homeless."""

"My 9 year daughter asked me: ""Daddy can we buy money?"" ... Me: Buy money? Using what? Daughter: Aaa ... Apples? Me: That's called ""Selling Apples"" not buying money."