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Joke of the Day
"What's the Middle East's favorite candy? YemenHeads"
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"Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use? It must have fallen through a crack."
"If you don't want to marry me, why did you sit next to me on this bus?"
"What to say during sex * ooh * ee * ooh ahh ahh * ting * tang * walla walla bing bang"
"Woke up so hungry I could eat my own cooking!"
"First Woman On The Moon... First woman on the Moon: ""Houston, we have a problem."" What? ""Never mind"" What's the problem? ""Nothing"" Please tell us? ""You know what the problem is."""
"Why is Mrs Trump always on top? Because Donald can only fuck up."
"Everyone says to do a job you love. So i bet suicide bombers always have a blast."
"I had to return those books on Middle Eastern agricultural products. They were past the Dubai dates."
"What do you call a gaming double entendre? A Ninutendo"