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"do bird watchers not know about tv"
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"There once was an Italian chef He pastaway"
"You hear what they are calling Bruce Jenner's new TV show? ""Cait Plus 8-inches."""
"I just typed ""cupkale"" instead of ""cupcake"" and accidentally invented what has to be the worst dessert idea ever."
"physics gives me a large hadron."
"What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison?? Chili CON Carne!"
"Did you hear that Jenner accident was actually caused by the car? Bruce was having tranny problems."
"Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest? Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars."
"Things you won't catch me saying: What a great fucking meeting!"
"ME: [sees old friend with new wife] Hey congrats on the wedding! Where did you marry? HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her?"