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Joke of the Day

"My Japanese girlfriend had a really bad tempura."

"I miss the days when the Annoying Orange was just a fictional youtube character And not the President of the United States."

"What do you call a Jewish man's scrotum? Goldman Sachs"

"What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool? I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!"

"I only have a beard so I can scratch it while I judge."

"Android lets you use ""Lumos"" for the flashlight, ""Silencio"" for the notifications... but not ""Incendio"". That is a Samsung exclusive."

"A Spanish, Greek and Portuguese man go to a bar. Who pays for the drinks? The German!"

"Me: [uncontrollable sobbing] I can't see you anymore. I won't let you hurt me again. Trainer: It was a sit-up. You did 1 sit-up."

"How do you the difference between a blond man and a blond woman? The blond woman will have a higher sperm count."

"If your mouse doesn't work, what is it? Unemployed."