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Joke of the Day
"Where do pirates store their files? On their RRRRRRR drive."
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"Animals can sense disasters before they happen. That's why the neighbors dog barks whenever I make a move on a girl."
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"I wish my cocaine was emo so it would cut itself."
"I got my haircut the other day... ...and I just saw my barber at the grocery. He asked how I liked my haircut. I told him I didn't like it at first, but its growing on me."
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles."
"Dad joke: What time do monkeys poop? Tree turdy."
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"How would you try to sleep with a fat girl? oh, sorry, i misspelled ""why""..."