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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a paraplegic with an incurable STD? Roll-aids."

"What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? A period, since it ends his sentence."

"It's not much of a tattoo. More of an inkling."

"Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because of the holes in his hands."

"I had sex in a hall of mirrors. I was fucking beside myself."

"What did they say when Jett passed out drunk at a party? Jett crashed."

"What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees"

"I like my women like I like my grenades Hanging around my belt and ready to blow."

"78% of black people like sex in the shower. The other 22% haven't been to prison yet."

"How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak? Keep it in church, guys."