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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie? He was way to high, man."
Next Joke
"I was walking down the road today and saw my Afghani neighbor, Abdul, standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, ""What's up Abdul, won't it start?"""
"Remember kids, you only burn in hell if you are religious."
"What are the three rings of marriage? The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and then the suffering"
"What do you call a bear that's not drunk? So-Bear!"
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile yesterday. I said wow, that's a big word for a 9 year old"
"A drug addict died in his sleep... I guess he overdozed."
"Why did Faraday shop at the discount bird cage store? Because of their great buy one, get one free of charge deals."
"My Wife was dead and rotting for a week... ..and i thought she was just having her periods."
"What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool? Bob"