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Joke of the Day

"How girls put on their pants: *Left leg* *Right leg* *Wiggle* *Wiggle* *Jump* *Jump* *Squat* *Stretch* Done.."

"Why do bulimics make such good food? Cus they have to taste it twice!"

"Imagine your relief if you had a dream your daughter was dating a DJ then woke up & remembered she was dating a ferris wheel operator."

"Our office couldn't afford a paper shredder so we just have a room with a pissed off badger in it that we toss documents we don't need into"

"Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb? A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!"

"I like my women like I like my hard drives... FAT and 32."

"Whats the best thing about duct tape? It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM"

"The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list."

"What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr? Trigger-Nometry"

"i just cant stand peadophiles they're fucking immature arseholes"